Got Swoobs? Forget Soap!

In an effort to keep increasing our vocabulary with useful words, Fresh Body gives you swoobs: “the dreaded boob sweat”.  Of course they have just the product to fix your disgusting swoobs. Fresh Breasts is yet another product you didn’t know you needed.

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Lest you think this is all about the ladies, Fresh Body want men to waste money freshen up with their own product.

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Lotions and creams are a $7 billion dollar industry in the US alone.  Fresh body hopes to swoob swab up the competition. You buying?

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Author: Susan X Jane

Susan X Jane, Principal of Navigators Consulting, has over 30 years of experience exploring race and representation in both the public and private sectors.  Susan is a transracial adoptee—a Black woman raised in a White family and community—an experience that created an early focus on the way race shapes our concept of ourselves and each other. Susan has worked to address race and racism as a community organizer, nonprofit program developer, professor of communications, and consultant to corporations and impact-focused institutions.  As Principal of Navigators Consulting, she draws on decades of experience to work with organizations in the public and private sectors. To any who seeks to build a better world, she offers her skills as a teacher, coach, and strategic partner to help create diverse and inclusive environments where the humanity of all is respected and protected.

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