Don’t Call Me Pizza

Domino’s, in its never-ending quest to gross you out, has decided to top a handful of chicken noobs with a bunch of sauce, cheese and meat a la pizza.    The crispy Bacon Tomato Specialty Chicken is a trifecta of vegan nightmares, combining cheese, bacon and chicken–leave no barnyard animal behind!

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At just $5.99, seems like cheap eats, but don’t forget that its also going to cost about 600 calories and 30+ grams of fat.

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Still sucked in by its siren song of cheesiness? Just don’t call it  a pizza.  It ‘s “specialty chicken.” Its specialty?  Being the next nasty entry in the hall of fast food failures.

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