Don’t Call Me Pizza

Domino’s, in its never-ending quest to gross you out, has decided to top a handful of chicken noobs with a bunch of sauce, cheese and meat a la pizza.    The crispy Bacon Tomato Specialty Chicken is a trifecta of vegan nightmares, combining cheese, bacon and chicken–leave no barnyard animal behind!

At just $5.99, seems like cheap eats, but don’t forget that its also going to cost about 600 calories and 30+ grams of fat.

Still sucked in by its siren song of cheesiness? Just don’t call it  a pizza.  It ‘s “specialty chicken.” Its specialty?  Being the next nasty entry in the hall of fast food failures.

Author: Susan X Jane

Susan X Jane is a diversity educator, speaker, and trainer and coach. A former professor and media literacy activist, she now consults with organizations looking to make sense of our current cultural shift. She thinks a lot about media and race…a lot...and writes and speaks about media…and race... and encourages everyone she meets to think about the way our identity shapes our experiences, ideas, and beliefs about the world. If you're reading this, she wants you to think about it too. Want to talk about it? Let's go. View all posts by Susan X Jane