You know, for your gin and juice loving cook-out guests, cause it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t park, hon.
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Creepy Animal Crackers
I was just minding my own business, enjoying some animal crackers when Stop and Shop hit me with this #tbt Nabisco ad taped to my crackers.
That’s one creepy kid….do you want a cracker now?…is it the Pharrell hat?
But It Didn’t End Well
With the crisis getting medical care for veterans, the controversy surrounding Bow Bergdahl and increasing instability in Iraq, it would seem that this is either the best or the worst time for some embedded glory from Nat Geo.
Catstarter: Schrodinger’s Cat Gets Funding!
Meow Mix has now launched Catstarter–Kickstarter for cats. Because nothing says innovation like cats and the internet. …No, I’m not sure if that was sarcastic or not.
You Can’t Handle the Twist
The Army wants you–as long as you don’t have a natural. Even though the calendar reads 2014, and natural hair for black women is more popular than ever, here are the army’s updated hair rules.
Real Fake
Soooo a real company (McDonald’s) with a fake clown named Ronald Mc Donald made a real ad with the fake clown petting a real dog playing the role of a fake dog who is the mascot for a real company (Taco Bell) that made a real ad with real people named Ronald Mc Donald like the fake clown. With all the fake/real back and forth, it’s no wonder we can’t tell if the food is real or fake.
Did You Mean What You Said?
Why Ponies Shouldn’t Wear Hats
Pink Pony front woman and daughter of the governor of Oklahoma, Christina Fallin was really feeling a deep connection to the Native Americans she grew up around. So deep that she posted this picture of her wearing an admittedly-stunning-though-sacred-so-you-probably-shouldn’t-pose-in-it-for-Facebook headdress on her band’s Facebook page.
She titled the picture Appropriate Culturation, so she clearly presumably knows what cultural appropriation is and is trying to be clever. She also apparently decided to redefine it and made herself the appropriator of the appropriateness of cultural appropriation. Yay! She now decides when people from one culture can rock the ritual and sacred items from another culture as “fun accessories” or funky fashion for flaunting their deep spiritual connections.
Too bad no one told the many peoples who belong to the cultures for which she is the appropriate appropriator of cultural appropriateness. Thus, her Appropriateness had to issue this royal proclamation from her cultural fantasyland apology.
Sigh. Next time, just let your mane flow, little pony.
Is It Better to Just Wonder?
In newsrooms they say “if it bleeds, it leads.” News reporters like to wring all the drama from your local crimes as they can. But too often, news coverage leaves us with no answers to crime’s most serious question: why criminals do what they do? Imagine the surprise of the local 8 news crew in Knoxville, Tennessee when the stabbing suspect came right up to them and answered that very question.
Soooooo, Satan. That’s what you’re going with. Maybe it’s better just to wonder.
Got Swoobs? Forget Soap!
In an effort to keep increasing our vocabulary with useful words, Fresh Body gives you swoobs: “the dreaded boob sweat”. Of course they have just the product to fix your disgusting swoobs. Fresh Breasts is yet another product you didn’t know you needed.
Lest you think this is all about the ladies, Fresh Body want men to waste money freshen up with their own product.
Lotions and creams are a $7 billion dollar industry in the US alone. Fresh body hopes to swoob swab up the competition. You buying?
